He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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