Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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