butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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