Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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