Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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