i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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