it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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