I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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