Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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