have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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