Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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