Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize