Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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