Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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