I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it because I queefed?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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