how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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