belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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