We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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