But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
