I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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