i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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