I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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