No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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