she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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