Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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