Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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