please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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