I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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