i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Come on in and take your pants off
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