and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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