she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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