and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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