And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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