your thong is hanging out like whoa
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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