As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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