its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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