They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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