Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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