Im at strip club and am horny
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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