So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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