It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
God gave him joint rollers for hands
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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