I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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