She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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