Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
