I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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