BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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