Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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