Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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