I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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