You can't special order awesome
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You ruined the universe
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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