ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Randomize
