So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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