Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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