Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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