we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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