Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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