you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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