3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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